Kids on Marriage

Fun Friday…….

 

Alan age 10 was asked, How do you decide who to marry?

“You gotta find somebody who likes the same stuff.  Like sports, if you like sports, she should like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming!”

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Camille age 10… What is the Right age to get married?

“Twenty three is the best age, because you know the person FOREVER by then.”

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Derrick age 8…. How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”

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Lynette  age 12… What do most people do on a date?

“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.  Even boys have something to say if you listen.”

Martin age 10… “On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”

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When is it okay to kiss someone?

Pam age 7…. “ when they are rich.”

Curt age 7… “the law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.”

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Anita age 9… Is it better to be married or single?

“It’s better for girls to be single, but not boys.  Boys need someone to clean up after them.”

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Kevin age 8…. How would the world be different if People didn’t get married?

“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”

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Ricky 10… How would you make a marriage work?

“Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.”

 

                                 

 

Well …. That’s All Folks!!

Hope you have a great day!!

And remember it won’t be long before

THE GREAT PUMPKIN will be here!!